# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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