Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
