I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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