Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can i not drive my cunt home
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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