I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
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