I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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