How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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