how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize