drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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