What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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