I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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