I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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