We're like a lot better than the average bears
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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