I need help removing her.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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