so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I know her cup size but not her name....
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