So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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