singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
