My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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