Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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