what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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