Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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