and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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