I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We left the knife in your bed.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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