Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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