Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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