did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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