she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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