shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Come on in and take your pants off
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