New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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