Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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