It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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