so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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