you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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