we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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