Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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