she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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