Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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