Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You left your phone here
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