I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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