weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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