If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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