So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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