I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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