i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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