My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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