In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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