Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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