I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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