i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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