strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
This is my gift to your gina
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
