ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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