I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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