Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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