I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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