Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
